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- Police:where do you live?
- Me:with my parents
- Police:where do your parents live?
- Me:with me
- Police:where do you all live?
- Me:together
- Police:where is your house?
- Me:next to my neighbors house
- Police:where do your neighbors live?
- Me:if i tell you, you wont believe me
- Police:tell me
- Me:next to my house
My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical
featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
First Song: Close My Door All The Way
Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”
Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)
Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s
(Source: praiselujah)
+ 190737+ 6061why isn’t there a show where kpop groups switch maknes for a week and see what happens?? like can u just imagine how awkward and hilarious that would be
imagine sehun in BAP: “what is this comeback you speak of”
xoxo songs in one sentence
+ 7557
- don't go:im infatuated with a butterfly
- baby don't cry:stop crying cause ilu?? lol but srsly stop
- wolf:im a wolf and i want the cheese
- baby:you're my baby
- heart attack:are u real or
- peter pan:you're the wendy to my peter pan
- black pearl:she's ma black pearl but not sure if shes real (trust issues)
- let out the beast:let out my "beast" you feel me
- 365:i watch you all year long lol
- my lady:pls stop friend zoning me
